Hello everybody. I hope you enjoyed your holidays as much as I did. I had my entire family over, this is why you haven´t heard from me in a while. A two-and-a-half-year old can keep you quite busy.
Anyway, with everybody gone I can go back to my normal morning routine: hot lemon, juicing and looking at pretty pictures on Instagram.
I don´t know why, but I love doing that in the morning; inhaling my coffee and looking at inspiring pictures… until this morning.
This morning I was faced with the picture of a plate with a mango and three grapes and the title said: #lunch
LUNCH??????
Are you kidding me???
In my world this doesn´t even qualify as a snack!
Speaking of snack, I started looking at more pictures of this user and found a lot of lovely pictures with “healthy snacks” to “avoid afternoon cravings”.
Within a nano second, this is what came to my mind:
- Obviously you have cravings, all you eat is fruit and soy milk…
- Shit! I forgot to prepare my goji berries for work
- Ballet. I really don´t miss ballet. Ballet was that time of my live where I was surrounded by girls with eating disorders who considered an apple as actual lunch. How the hell are you supposed to train 30 hours a week with only apples and Weetabix in your stomach? And you can´t even imagine that psychological pressure that comes with “just” eating an apple.
- Boy, do I love butter and cream. (the salty butter, very important detail)
- Speaking of eating disorders, how healthy can it be to starve your body?
- Boy, do I get cranky if I don´t get my food on time…
- Dear instagramers, if you keep doing this, in 10 years you´ll look haggard, probably have fructose intolerance and start to feel your kidney drying up like prunes.
- I think I´ll have pizza for lunch…
Anyway, I am a big fan of healthy meals, superfoods and anything that does me good.
But like everything in life, you need to find the perfect equilibrium. It´s not called a balanced diet for nothing.
So to everybody out there, your body will tell you what it need anyway. Just learn to listen to it and you´ll be able to keep it as healthy as it can be.
But this is just bullshit!
So stop craving and start eating!
PLEASE!!!!!
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